LITTLE JIMMY : "My math teacher is crazy". MOTHER: "Why?"
LITTLE JIMMY: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants."
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