Jokes

kiran: Why have you increased speed of car?

bikash: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.


judge : Now they are your parents  with who do you want to live with? with your mom
kids: no she beats me too much
judge: so do you want to live with your father?
kids: no he also beats me
judge : then with who will you want to live with?
kids: i want to live with nepalese cricket team they never beat anybody


kiran: why are you closing your eyes while playing pianno
bikash: i cant see the agony of the audience