after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing" and his wife said you were reading our marriage certificate for half and hour and kiran replied yes i was looking for the expiration date
Niran and kiran are two brothers and Niran is elder brother
Niran: kiran you have to score 95% marks in the board exam
Kiran: no brother i will score 100% marks
Niran: why are you kidding?
Kiran: who started firs...
why are you kidding
In the Sahara desert there was small community and a leader went there and give speech
if you give me vote i will built a bridge for you
listners : but we don't have river here
leader : don't worry i'll dig the river and built the bridge please vote me
marriage expires
after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing" and his wife said...
dog's food
Kiran went to his best friend's house but his friend was not in the house Niran's friend wife was there so she gave Kiran tea and a plate of biscuit but her dog started to bark at him
kiran : why this dog is barking at me?
Niran's wife : well that biscuit is his food.Don't worry i handle this you better finish it quickly
kiran is at Godabari resturent and had a coffee and while paying bill to the waiter waiter says: my tips sir
kiran: take it
waiter : sir you are insulting me by giving 1 paisa please give...
Father's toothbrush
Kiran and Niran are two friends and Niran asked to Kiran: if your father thrashes you, don't you do any thing. well you don't get angry !
Kiran : well to control my anger I start to clean the Toilet
Niran : that's funny but how does that help you to control the anger
Kiran ; well i use my father's Toothbrush for cleaning the the Toilet
super market
In BhatBhataini...
Best Funny Full Forms
1 SUN: surely useless novelties
2 DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster
3 HP: Hen Packed
4 IBM: Implicitly Boaring Machines
5 NIIT: Not Interested in IT
6 CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
7 HCL: Hidden Costs and Losses
8 VIP: Very Idiotic Person
9 AOL:American Old Ladies
10 BAR: Buy and Run
11 ATP: All Time Party
12 ADSL: Amazingly Dull Slow Line
13 JAVA: Juvenile Abominable Visual Aesthetics
14 PIG : Preety Indian Girls
15 WWW: Worlds Worst Web
16 BA : Bachelor Again
17 MA: Married Again
18 MBA : Master of...
take a look to your wish
there was three young man climbing the mount Everest and they were in trouble. snow was falling so badly so they found a lamp at the top of mountain so one of three rubbed the lamp and the genie came out of lamp and said i will grant you three wishes so say what you want. one of them said i am feeling so much trouble so i want to go home and the one guy disappear and second also said i want to go home and he also disappear...
what a cold blooded police
a senior police officer has said that we have to be cold blooded cops in the office so two police officer while going out side for investigation one officer was late and when come, he was shaking so
1 police officer : why are you shaking like that?
2 police office : i just come out of fridge!
1 police officer : what the hell you were doing there?
2 police officer : aren't you were there while...
yamaraj in hell
hubby was judge in the court and he was dead and was taken to the hell by the yamaraj and there he says i should have to be heaven why should i am here in hell and yamaraj says don't speak, now you have to just chose the room in which you want to spend you life now. so there was three doors and hubby opens first doors and he saw that people were in chain their legs were ripe in chain and he says no i open...
i like the way you think
Milan was doing some thing in the math class his mind was not in class and the teacher noticed that and ask the question Milan if there are 5 frogs in the well and one jump out from there how many left there "five" replied Milan because frog can't cross the well by jumping
teacher says " well the answer is four " but i like the way you are thinking
Milan says sir i have a question for you if there were three women eating ice cream cones in the shop. one was sucking her cone, second one was biting her...
scientist and philosopher
once 2 person wants to visit the national park where there was many tigers and other animals so when they were visiting one hungry tiger chase them to eat. among them one was scientist and another was philosopher.
scientist quickly calculated and said "it's no good trying to outrun it's catching up"
and the philosopher kept a little a head and replied " i am not trying to outrun the tiger, i am trying to outrun you...
three shardars
once three shardar were sleeping on a bed and there was difficult to sleep three shardars so one of shardar went to sleep in the sofa and when there was some space then one shardar says come know there is space to sleep come and join
eye problem
once there was a model and she fashioned her self so much one day when she wake up from her bed and she look at the mirror and found herself so ugly her hair was all wiry and frazzled up her skin was all wrinkled and pasty and her face look like corpse so
she went...
exam hall
hari was in class 5 and he has his result. in that result he has scored math : 5 science :10 nepali : 25 and soon and his father watched his progress report and ask why you are fail?
son : father due to absent
father : absent... when you were absent ?
son : no dad the boy who sits next to me was absent
cool morals
love your neighbour. but donn't get caught
save water. drink beer and vodka
money is nothing. there is also mastercard and visa card
we should love animals.they are tasty too
...
my age
In india people mainly used train for their travel and one day there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
one tourist from Nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that...
lovely periodic table
scientist has discover a new element. which we want in our life well that is what ? just look below
Element name: girl
symbol: gl
Atomic weight: don't dare to ask !
Atomic no(boyfriend no): don't dare to ask other wise you will get the bitter slap
physical properties: can freeze at anytime,Boils at anything, melts if handled carefully with love, very bitter if mishandeled....!
chemical properties: highly unstable ,very reactive , possess string affinity for diamond, gold, platinum and other precious...
soldier
once in the army barek there was a soldier his charactor was so odd. he used to pick up any piece of paper that he found and says "that's not it" and put it down and do that to all paper that he found in the way or any where even in the toilet so the commander noticed that so he call the psychologist and tested nim.
after some times the psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranded and wrote out discharge from army and the soldier and pick it up smiled and said "this is it "
...
maried 35 years ago
once in USA there was a john he was rich and he like to paly golf and one morning on the golf court he was playing golf with his one of friend montey and by the time john saw funeral processesoin on the road and he take off his golf cap and close his eyes, and bow down his head and pray
and montey replied "you are really a kind man. this is the most touching things i have ever seen "
then john replied "well we were maried 35 years ago...
read it...... read it................
there was a chicken and he went to library and said "book.. book.." and the liberian give book to the chicken and after 2 minutes he came back and again he take a book and again after 2 minute he came back and take a book this process was non-stop for 7 days so liberian follow the chicken , passed the cinema hall, passed the school, passed the market and at last the chicken reach to the pond there was a frog in the middle of the pond and the chicked said "book.. book.." and frog replied "read it...... read it......
exam hall
Hari was in class 5 and he has his result. in that result he has scored math : 5 science :10 Nepali : 25 and soon and his father watched his progress report and ask why you are fail?
son : father due to absent
father : absent... when you were absent ?
son : no dad the boy who sits next to me was absent
...
apple is watched by god
it was lunch time in my school and small children were in lined to take for lunch and at the front there was some apples on the desk and there was written "take only one god is watching for apples"
and in the second line there was chocolate and one of the child wrote " take all you want. god is watching apple...
naughty boy
once there was a boy named milan he was very naughty and does bad work at home. he used to break bottles and furniture so his father was so upset of his character. but in the school he was very nice and labor hard student he help other students and his study was very nice he has become board topper so principal call his father and said that you son has scored good marks and break the record of the school. and his father says he was naughty in the house...
Birbal drinks alcohol
Akbar wanted to band the drinking of alcohol in his country and he banded too. But Birbal was drinker and he dislike the decision of Akbar so he used to go to the shop and drink wine. all the people know about Birbal so people complained to the king. and Akbar also wanted to know is it really or not so he and other people follow the Birbal. Birbal also know that king is following him.and at evening time Birbal went...
ganesh with rat
once upon a time there a person named bikash he was too lazy. he don't want to any things. he just want to relax and enjoy. one day he thought to pray god ganesh and take a bike a wish. so he started to pray god ganesh after few days ganesh was happy with bikash and appear and say i am very happy what do you want bikash and bikash replied god i don't have any bike and i want a bike from you and ganesh replied if i had a bike then why should i use rat a my rider&nb...
Akbar and Birbal
once upon a time in the india there was a kingdom and Akbar was the king and Birbal was prime minister. Birbal was the most clever prime minister in that kingdom and Akbar wants some interesting things and events so he call Birbal and says today you have to bring the milk of ox go and prepare for that Birbal was in trouble he knows that ox never give a milk now he was so sad and his face was looking different. when he reached home his daughter was his sad face and his daughter says what happens to you. why...
funny news
welcome the spacebulletin news today we have a latest news and we sould like to start from our main bulatin
1 dog has found that man has killed a rat and the man is in the court for this crime
2 nasa has seen an invisiable spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly
3 doctor frog kitter has warned for the global warming
4 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile were dead on nile river due to over flodded
now news in detail, CBI chief mr buffalo has decleared that a man has killed a rat in his house while the rat was...
train
In India people mainly used train for their travel and one there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
Tourist
one tourist from nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that...
conductor
there was a conductor in the bus and a wrester was in the bus and conductor was afraid of him and asked him to take ticket and wrestler replied i don't take ticket he didn't do any thing because he was so thin infront of him and on another day again he asked to take ticket and wrestler repled that i will not take ticket and the conductor goes to gym centre and build his budy after 6 month the conductor asked take the ticket other wise. the wrestler again said that i don't take ticket because i have a pass
...
mental hospital
there was a mental hospital in the valley and the doctor was doing very hard work for that and one day he wanted to know how improvement was in the patients health and he call all the patient and told that, in that room i have kept 10 crore rupees go and get it. All of the patients run to there. And one of them stay there and the doctor asked him why didn't you go there and grab the money and he replied that let's see how can they take money from there why doctor said because. i have lock the door...
full episode of woodcutter
Once upon a time there was a woodcutter and he was very honesty. one day when he went to jungle to cut
wood. while cutting wood at the bank of the river his axe fell into a deep water and he was so upset and he was crying and a river god appear and asked him what had happened. then he replied that he was cutting wood and the axe fell in the river then godess said i will help you. she disappear and after a certain time she appear...
top 10 replies of your parents not to buy something
for son1 you are not enough to carry this2 when i was in your age i didn't use this kinds of things3 son this is not so good we will search for good one4 i think i have forget my purse in the house5 why are you asking for this kinds of things6 whom you want to impress, for your girlfriend7 first ask to your mom and then ok8 look at your sister she doesn't ask for any thing9 next day we will buy this10 today i have a little money we will do this tomorrow
for daughter1 well we have come to buy vegetable not...
chemistry teacher
There was a three teacher one is physician,another is zoologist and chemist.once in a holiday they went to visit ranipokhari then phisician teacher said i have to measure the density of water and he jumped in the water long time was spend he doesn't come then the zoologist said that perhaps the fish has eaten him i will do surgery and he also jumped into the water he was also dissappear in the pond then at last the chemist teacher wrote the theory that'the physician and the zoologist both are...
Kuwer and shiva
once upon a time in Nepal Bikash was praying for god Kuwer and Kuwer god was impressed and appear in front of Bikash and ask what he want. Bikash replied he has a question. here's one second is how much there in your lok Kuwer replied 100million second. Bikash again asked here's one rupees is how much then 100 million replied Kuwer. now Bikash says god give me 1 million and god reply wait for 1 second i am coming
once upon a time there was a meeting of god Bramaha, Bishnu, Indra Dev and all other respective god were...
nepal and india
once a tourist was spending his tour in Jumla and his tour was going very well. one day when he was taking his tea in the shop. unfortunitely he used to have more sugar on tea but there was less amount so he cried sugar sugar and the shopkeeper's son run and pissed in his tea.
once Indian mother was in hospital and his son has an accident and there was an English doctor and when the Doctor asked her what had happened to her son in English but her English was not good enough but she try to reply she said
My...
nice teacher
Teacher : where is the Mount Everest?
Student : I don't know miss
Teacher : stand up on the bench
Student : still i can't see it miss
Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer..
1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell u tomorrow.
3. Don't ask such foolish questions.
4. This u'll read in ur next semesters.
And the best 1 is....... some one knows
5. Raise ur hands who know the answer.
6.If still unanswered, then
This...
funny student
Bikash and Kiran are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog.
After checking essays the teacher said,
'Why both essays are the same?'
kiran: Sir, our pet dog is same.
Bikash : yes sir
teacher told student to write an essay about under 19 football competition
kiran finished so fast within a minute
teacher asked him to show
he has written
the football tournament was cancel due to heavy rain
...
do you know me?
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders,
"there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." "I'm the principal's...
admission
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.
"Tell me your choice;" said he to the boy, "What's your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make...
newton
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl
about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?"
"Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple...
snake1 : i am glad that i am not poisonous
snake2 : why ?
snale1 : i just bit my tongue
father : what are your marks like in the school ?
son : they are underwater
father : what does that mean ?
son they are below c level
teacher : can you tell me what is the unit of electricity ?
student : what ?
teacher : correct&nb...
LITTLE JIMMY : "My math teacher is crazy". MOTHER: "Why?"
LITTLE JIMMY: "Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2."
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy.
So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Somebody else's pants....
homework
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,
"Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
"The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ...
by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework...
student
Bikash got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'
Bikash: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Another example.
Student: Another fro...
teacher
Math teacher: Tell me kiran, if a milkman mixes 2 litres water and 1 liter milk, he will get 3 litres.
What will happen if he mixes 6 litres of water and 3 litres milk?
kiran : I am not a milkman, how can I solve it?
Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'
Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher:...
young teacher
A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl, saying that this was his good deed.
He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he kissed her a third time adding "There, thats addition".
She silently gave him the kisses back sweetly saying " So that will be substraction?".
They then kissed each other at the same time. Both smiled and said together " That's multiplication.”
Just at that moment, the young girls father arrived....
two sardars
Two Sardar ji, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars we will go direct to the Sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
...
turtle addupt
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time...
baby born
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby...
three educated person
3 guys were riding in a car : a programmer,a system analyst, a hardware techinician. the system analyst is driving the car and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the breaks have failed and the car is accelerating out of control
so the driver pumps the emergency brake, sownshifts the gares, and rubs the wheels rims against the crub . he finally restless the car to a stop the three climb out and assess...
60 years of marriage
a married couple was celebrating their 60 th weeding anniversary. at the party everybody wanted to know how they manage to stay married so long in this day and age. the husband reply " when we were married we cane to an agreement. i would make all the major decision and my wife would make all the minor decision. and in 6o years of marriage we have never needed to make a major desicio...
jokes: self-esteem
jokes: self-esteem: once a guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, ...
class3
teacher : abodh can you count up to 5?
abodh count up to 5 slowly using his finger
teacher : Good can you count any higher?
abodh put up his hand and count to 5 anain using his finger
# the difference between king and president is that a king is the son of his father and president isn'...
class2
teacher : what is a island
student : a pieces of land which is surrounded by water except on one side
teacher : On one side?
student : yap on the top
teacher : give me the region why world is round
student : well my dad says so, my mother says so, my girlfriend says so, and you says so...
class2
teacher : bikash how do you spell "crocodile"?
bikash : k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
teacher : No that's wrong
bikash : May be it's wrong. But you asked me how I spell it ?
teacher : why are you late
abodh: : because of sign
teacher : what sign
abodh : the one that says "School Ahead, Go Slow"
teacher : what are some products of biratnagar ?
abodh : i don't know
teacher : of course you do where do you get sugar...
class room review1
teacher : tomorrow there will be a lecture on pluto and neptune every must attend it
student : sorry my mom would't let me go so far
teacher : how old is you dad
students : he is as old as i am
teacher : how is it possible.
student : because he become dad only after i was born
teacher : suppose i give you 2 dogs and again i give you two dogs so how many will you have?
student : five sir
teacher : how?
student...
class room review
math teacher asked student : what is the full form of Math?
the student answers : " mentally affected teachers harrasing students"
in the class room a teacher asked if i saw a man beating a dog and stop him then what virtue would i be showing?
quickly a students replied : brotherly love sir...
english teacher asked give me an examlpe of coincidence?
students replied my momy and dad got maried on same date
...
class room 2
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old.
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O...
class room 1
teacher : tell me the sentence that starts with an "I"
student : I is the.....
teacher : STOP never put 'is' after an "I" Always put 'am' after an "I"
student : OK iam the ninth letter of the alphabet
teacher : How can we get some clean water?
student : well bring the water from the river and wash it
teacher : what do you think kiran the pastparticiple of the verb to ring
kiran : what do you think it is sir ?
teacher : i don't think i knew
kiran : i don't think i knew either, ...
class room
Teacher : which is the longest word in english language ?
Student : SMILES is the longest word in english language.
Teacher : what??????
Student : yes sir there is mile between first and last letter...hahahah
teacher: bikash point sagarmatha in the map
bikash: that is it sir
teacher: well done bikash now class who found sagarmatha?
class bikash did
kiran : iam in big trouble yar
bikash : what happen?
kiran : i saw a mouse in my house
bikash : well then you will need just...
kiran: Why have you increased speed of car?
bikash: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
judge : Now they are your parents with who do you want to live with? with your mom
kids: no she beats me too much
judge: so do you want to live with your father?
kids: no he also beats me
judge : then with who will you want to live with?
kids: i want to live with nepalese cricket team they never beat anybody
kiran:...
IPL effect education
Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:
a. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.
b. introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
c. Give free hit i.e, a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.
d. First 15 min power play, i.e, no invigilator in the examination hall.
e. Introduce their fair play awards.
f. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answers written.
g. Introduce one award to the most correct answers in the exams i.e,...
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. and a guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them." for why? guy didn't reply
and the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!!...
evolution or creation
once a little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
And mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
That makes confused so the confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they...
kiran has to sell his dog bikash wants to buy it
bikash:Is this dog faithful?
kiran:yes I have sold it 3 times earlier also. it is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started...
knife
kiran: why are you heating the knife
bikash: to do sucide
kiran :But why are you heating knife
bikash: to prevent infection
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! ...
blind man
once a guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. then he takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards...
blind man in store
once a blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking aroun...
the english language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented...
eat your plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.
Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made from wheat grain, and that he planned to mass-produce it and other edible crockery including cups, bowls and food containers.
Chen spent six years developing the plate, which he said would retail...
self-esteem
once a guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among loser...
friday special
teacher was teaching grammer in the class and asked hari teacher : hari name two pronounshari : who, me?teacher : very good sit down
god messing
There were two brothers named bikash and milan They were so naughty that people always comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very upset and they have taken them to the mental doctor.
Doctor...
sixth sence is nonsence
Two cowboys came upon an Chinese lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Chinese?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Chinese looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon ..."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Chinese knows how far away...
Little Anthony
it was the morning of Friday , the priest noticed that little Anthony was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The plaque was covered with names, and small flags were mounted on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Anthony."
"Good morning father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"Father Murphy, what is this?" Anthony asked.
"Well, son,...
rich lawyer
once there was a rich lawyer he was so stingy.
he is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the United...
light
once in the working place some thing was happened by nothing lets see
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've...
