conductor

there was a conductor in the bus and a wrester was in the bus and conductor was afraid of him and asked him to take  ticket and wrestler replied i don't take ticket he didn't do any thing because he was so thin infront of him and on another day again he asked to take ticket and wrestler repled that i will not take ticket and the conductor goes to gym centre and build his budy after 6 month the conductor asked take the ticket other wise. the wrestler again said that i don't take ticket because  i have a pass

        man with one hand

a man was so unhappy because he has loose his hand on the accident so he doesn't want to live with his one hand and he tries to suside form the top of the building and went to the 20th floor building and when he tries to jump from the building then one man stops him and ask why are you doing this and he reply he doesn't want to live with one hand the man said that look at that man he doesn't have both hand but he is enjoying look he is dancing and they reach to that man and said that i have lost my one hand and i don't want live but youhavenn't both but you are dancing and the man replied i am not dancing iam eaching my body