friday special

teacher was teaching grammer in the class and asked hari 

teacher : hari name two pronouns

hari : who, me?

teacher : very good sit down 

                                          god messing 

There were two brothers named bikash and milan  They were so naughty that  people always comes with complain to their parents. Parents became very upset and they have taken them to the mental doctor.

Doctor firstly call milan and asked him “Tell me where is god?” milan keep him silence. Then doctor again asked with loud voice “Tell me where is God?”.

milan  ran away from there and went to his home and hide himself in his corner 

When another brother saw that then  he also ran away after him and reached to the home and asked “Brother what doctor asked you and why did  you ran away?”

milan  said, “God is missing and everybody thinking that we did it”

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sixth sence is nonsence

Two cowboys came upon an Chinese lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Chinese?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Chinese looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon ..."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Chinese knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what's in the wagon -- just amazing!"
The Chinese looks up and says, "Ugh ... not amazing ... wagon ran ... over me ... 30 minutes ago!"

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Little Anthony

 it was the morning of Friday , the priest noticed that little Anthony was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The plaque was covered with names, and small  flags were mounted on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Anthony."
"Good morning father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"Father Murphy, what is this?" Anthony asked.
"Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Anthony's voice was barely audible when he asked,
"Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:30?"
 

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rich lawyer

once there was a rich lawyer he was so stingy.
  he is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

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light

once in the working place some thing was happened by nothing lets see
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

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three turtle

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"

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