funny is't that

after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing"  and his wife said you were reading our marriage certificate for half and hour and kiran replied yes i was looking for the expiration date




Niran and kiran are two brothers and Niran is elder brother
Niran: kiran you have to score 95% marks in the board exam
Kiran: no brother i will score 100% marks
Niran: why are you kidding?
Kiran: who started first?

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why are you kidding

In  the Sahara desert there was small community and a leader went there and give speech 
if you give me vote i will built  a bridge for you
listners : but we don't have river here 
leader : don't worry i'll dig the river and built the bridge please vote me 






             marriage expires 
after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing"  and his wife said you were reading our marriage certificate for half and hour and kiran replied yes i was looking for the expiration date 






                         why are you kidding 
Niran and kiran are two brothers and Niran is elder brother 
Niran: kiran you have to score 95% marks in the board exam 
Kiran: no brother i will score 100% marks 
Niran: why are you kidding?
Kiran: who started first?











 

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dog's food

Kiran went to his best friend's house but his friend was not in the house Niran's friend wife was there so she gave Kiran tea and a plate of biscuit but her dog started to bark at him
kiran : why this dog is barking at me?
Niran's wife : well that biscuit is his food.Don't worry i handle this you better finish it quickly



kiran is at Godabari resturent and had a coffee and while paying bill to the waiter waiter says:  my tips sir
kiran: take it
waiter : sir you are insulting me by giving 1 paisa please give me at least 2
kiran : sorry but i can't insult you twice

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Father's toothbrush

Kiran and Niran are two friends and Niran asked to Kiran: if your father thrashes you, don't you do any thing. well you don't get angry ! 
Kiran : well to control my anger I start to clean the Toilet 
Niran : that's funny but how does that help you to control the anger 
Kiran ; well i use my father's Toothbrush for cleaning the the Toilet 



                                     super market 






In BhatBhataini super market a beautiful girl went on sopping and she brought some stuff and went to the counter 
girl: please check me out now i am in hurry
the cashier watch for that girl for 1 minutes and says" perfect, really beautiful "

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Best Funny Full Forms

1 SUN: surely useless novelties

2 DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster

3 HP: Hen Packed

4 IBM: Implicitly Boaring Machines

5 NIIT: Not Interested in IT

6 CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks

7 HCL: Hidden Costs and Losses

8 VIP: Very Idiotic Person

9 AOL:American Old Ladies

10 BAR: Buy and Run

11 ATP: All Time Party

12 ADSL: Amazingly Dull Slow Line

13 JAVA: Juvenile Abominable Visual Aesthetics

14 PIG : Preety Indian Girls

15 WWW: Worlds Worst Web

16 BA : Bachelor Again

17 MA: Married Again

18 MBA : Master of bad Activities

19 STUPID : Smart,Tallented,Unique Person in Demand

20 IDIOT : Intelligent Doctor in Operation Threatre

21 USA : Un Satisfied aunty by auncle

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take a look to your wish

there was three young man climbing the mount Everest and they were in trouble. snow was falling so badly so they found a lamp at the top of mountain so one of three rubbed the lamp and the genie came out of lamp and said i will grant you three wishes so say what you want. one of them said i am feeling so much trouble so i want to go home and the one guy disappear and second also said i want to go home and he also disappear and third one says that i am feeling so alone so please i want my friends back so the two friends were back in there

one day one of these three guys was walking in the beach and he found the lantern again and the genie came out and grant him the three wish. by the way he has just lost 10 million money in the casino and he says i want all my money back which i have lost in casino and the genie gave him the money. now second wish he has never love with women in his life  so he wish he would love to the most beautiful lady and that was also come true and at last he has done mistake he saw a orange head bird and  he was happy and says orange head and genie grant his wish by the way he was just happy to see bird but his head was orange head

at last 2 guys among three again found the lantern and he lit the lantern at that time the genie was so angry because of that three friends so he wanted to kill the man but the man was happy because he knew that he will have three wish but the genie says that i will kill you, you three guys make me so angry when i try  to sleep you three friends wake me up know this time i have promised who woke me up i will kill that person so ready to be die and the person says no don't kill me i will do what ever you say i will be your servant please don't kill me please so genie make the man servant

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