mix jokes

An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?”

Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day”

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah, I Remember That My Love”

Husband: “I’m In The Barber Shop Just Next To That Shop“


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were
fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so
why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with dad
and the other was with mom



Man : what is your father's name?
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boy: laughing......!
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Man: what is your mother's name??
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boy: smiling......!

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Man: Are you kidding???
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boy: no thats my brother name...
i m joking.....

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. .

Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thannk You Auntie!!"

We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.....

teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everest
ram to teacher: i don't know sir
teacher : then stand up 
ram: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?

  
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