once upon a time there a person named bikash he was too lazy. he don't want to any things. he just want to relax and enjoy. one day he thought to pray god ganesh and take a bike a wish. so he started to pray god ganesh after few days ganesh was happy with bikash and appear and say i am very happy what do you want bikash and bikash replied god i don't have any bike and i want a bike from you and ganesh replied if i had a bike then why should i use rat a my rider
Akbar and Birbal
once upon a time in the india there was a kingdom and Akbar was the king and Birbal was prime minister. Birbal was the most clever prime minister in that kingdom and Akbar wants some interesting things and events so he call Birbal and says today you have to bring the milk of ox go and prepare for that Birbal was in trouble he knows that ox never give a milk now he was so sad and his face was looking different. when he reached home his daughter was his sad face and his daughter says what happens to you. why are you like this can i do any thing for you. then Birbal says king has ordered me to bring the milk of ox how can i bring this is impossible and the daughter replied dad don't worry i will fix this and Birbal did't come for a month to the palace so Akbar decided to visit Birbal and Akbar went to visit his house the Birbal's daughter was washing clothes and king asked where is your father then she replied my father has a baby today so i am here to wash my dad's clothes you can meet him in the house and king was shoked and says it is impossible man can't bear a child and Birbal's daughter says then how can ox give a milk
funny news
welcome the spacebulletin news today we have a latest news and we sould like to start from our main bulatin
1 dog has found that man has killed a rat and the man is in the court for this crime
2 nasa has seen an invisiable spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly
3 doctor frog kitter has warned for the global warming
4 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile were dead on nile river due to over flodded
now news in detail, CBI chief mr buffalo has decleared that a man has killed a rat in his house while the rat was eating cheese and this case was solved by the jenoous police office mr pet dog, nasa has just publlished that they have just trake the signal of inviseablle spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly and the space craft was landed on the garbage,as the temperature is increasing day by day dr frog kitter has said this is due to the global warming level of the water in the pound is getting low if this condition is stay for 10 hours then all the animals will die . recently there was a great over flow in the nile river due to which 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile have been died and 200 fish 100 frog and 35 crocodile has able to save their life but the condition of all the animals are so measurable because the eagle has trying to eat fish and frog so they are in the denger sitution said from the bee reporter. thank to listen our news we will come very soon after one year
train
In India people mainly used train for their travel and one there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
Tourist
one tourist from nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that place then he saw very big houses and he try to count the building and one of the man says that what are you doning and the nepalese tourist replied i am counting the buildinng and the man say that you have to pay for that how many building you have count you have to pay 1$ for 1 building and the tourist replied that he had counted 20 block and he paid 20 $ and the tourist says i madee him fool i have counted 40 blocks and i just pay half of it. and now the tourist get hungry and on the outside of the resturent there was written food 12$ meat $ and soup free and the nepali tourist ask is the soup is free and the bar man replied yes it is free and the tourist ordered give me 3 plate of soup and they give the soup and tourist eat all the soup and wake up from there and said soup was really so nice and thank for all and the bar man said your bill is 15$.and the tourist said that was free so i eat. i don't have money he ran away from there
conductor
there was a conductor in the bus and a wrester was in the bus and conductor was afraid of him and asked him to take ticket and wrestler replied i don't take ticket he didn't do any thing because he was so thin infront of him and on another day again he asked to take ticket and wrestler repled that i will not take ticket and the conductor goes to gym centre and build his budy after 6 month the conductor asked take the ticket other wise. the wrestler again said that i don't take ticket because i have a pass
man with one hand
a man was so unhappy because he has loose his hand on the accident so he doesn't want to live with his one hand and he tries to suside form the top of the building and went to the 20th floor building and when he tries to jump from the building then one man stops him and ask why are you doing this and he reply he doesn't want to live with one hand the man said that look at that man he doesn't have both hand but he is enjoying look he is dancing and they reach to that man and said that i have lost my one hand and i don't want live but youhavenn't both but you are dancing and the man replied i am not dancing iam eaching my body
man with one hand
a man was so unhappy because he has loose his hand on the accident so he doesn't want to live with his one hand and he tries to suside form the top of the building and went to the 20th floor building and when he tries to jump from the building then one man stops him and ask why are you doing this and he reply he doesn't want to live with one hand the man said that look at that man he doesn't have both hand but he is enjoying look he is dancing and they reach to that man and said that i have lost my one hand and i don't want live but youhavenn't both but you are dancing and the man replied i am not dancing iam eaching my body
mental hospital
there was a mental hospital in the valley and the doctor was doing very hard work for that and one day he wanted to know how improvement was in the patients health and he call all the patient and told that, in that room i have kept 10 crore rupees go and get it. All of the patients run to there. And one of them stay there and the doctor asked him why didn't you go there and grab the money and he replied that let's see how can they take money from there why doctor said because. i have lock the door and i have a key of it
three shardar
once three shardar were sleeping on a bed and there was difficult to sleep three shardars so one of shardar went to sleep in the sofa and when there was some space then one shardar says come know there is space to sleep come and join
