school

in the school math teacher was teaching and one of the boy was looking out side teacher got angry
teacher  asked  student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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class room

there were students in the class
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten rupese bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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son

there were to person talking about their son one's name was hari and others was bari

hari: do you have perfect son?
bari: yes i have
hari: does he smoke?
bari: no he doesn't
hari: does he drinks?
bari: no he doesnt
hari : does he come late ?
bari: no he doesn't
hari: then your son is really perfect
bari: what he is only 6 month
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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future

In the class room teacher wanted to know what their student want to be in future and students replied as 

milan : I want to be a pilot.
bikash : I want to be a doctor.
rashmi : I want to be a good mother.
kailash : I want to help rashmi.

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