An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?”
Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day”
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah, I Remember That My Love”
Husband: “I’m In The Barber Shop Just Next To That Shop“
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were
fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so
why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with...
funny funny funny and funny
kiran: "I want my money now!"
niran: I'll killmyself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*
kiran:"hahaha..... If you think you will get away with my money then you are wrong, I will follow you until you pay me *he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well*
Biran was watching from a distance he laughed n said "these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end" .... he also took the gun and killed himself!
"SO IF U WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, U KNOW WHAT 2 DO......
what a funny?
Police : Where Do You Live?Kid : With My Parents.Police : Where Do Your Parents Live?Kid : With Me.Police : Where Do You All Live?Kid : Together.Police : Where Is Your House?Kid : Next To My Neighbors House.Police : Where Is Your Neighbors House?Kid: If I Tell You , You Won't Believe Me.
Police : Tell Me.Kid : Next To Mine.
kiran funny jokes
A man in India saw a dog about 2bite a lady.He killed d dog...Indian News reports:INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROMDOG.Man:'I am not an INDIAN citizen'.So report changed...
math jokes
kiran: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
niran: "It's 42!"
kiran: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
niran: "It's 24!"
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero....
obama's visit
President Obama's visit to Los Angeles has really messed up traffic. It took me two hours to get to work. Of course, I ride a little girl's bike to work.Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L...
