class room review

math teacher asked student : what is the full form of Math?
the student answers : " mentally affected teachers harrasing students"



in the class room a teacher asked if i saw a man beating a dog and stop him then what virtue would i be showing?
quickly a students replied :  brotherly love  sir...




english teacher asked give me an examlpe of coincidence?
students replied my momy and dad got maried on same date