An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?”
Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day”
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah, I Remember That My Love”
Husband: “I’m In The Barber Shop Just Next To That Shop“
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were
fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so
why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with...
funny funny funny and funny
kiran: "I want my money now!"
niran: I'll killmyself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*
kiran:"hahaha..... If you think you will get away with my money then you are wrong, I will follow you until you pay me *he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well*
Biran was watching from a distance he laughed n said "these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end" .... he also took the gun and killed himself!
"SO IF U WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, U KNOW WHAT 2 DO......
what a funny?
Police : Where Do You Live?Kid : With My Parents.Police : Where Do Your Parents Live?Kid : With Me.Police : Where Do You All Live?Kid : Together.Police : Where Is Your House?Kid : Next To My Neighbors House.Police : Where Is Your Neighbors House?Kid: If I Tell You , You Won't Believe Me.
Police : Tell Me.Kid : Next To Mine.
kiran funny jokes
A man in India saw a dog about 2bite a lady.He killed d dog...Indian News reports:INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROMDOG.Man:'I am not an INDIAN citizen'.So report changed...
math jokes
kiran: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
niran: "It's 42!"
kiran: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
niran: "It's 24!"
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero....
obama's visit
President Obama's visit to Los Angeles has really messed up traffic. It took me two hours to get to work. Of course, I ride a little girl's bike to work.Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L...
funny is't that
after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing" and his wife said you were reading our marriage certificate for half and hour and kiran replied yes i was looking for the expiration date
Niran and kiran are two brothers and Niran is elder brother
Niran: kiran you have to score 95% marks in the board exam
Kiran: no brother i will score 100% marks
Niran: why are you kidding?
Kiran: who started firs...
