mix jokes

An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: “Where The Hell Are You?”

Husband: “Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day”

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: “Yeah, I Remember That My Love”

Husband: “I’m In The Barber Shop Just Next To That Shop“


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were
fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so
why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with dad
and the other was with mom



Man : what is your father's name?
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boy: laughing......!
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Man: what is your mother's name??
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boy: smiling......!

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Man: Are you kidding???
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boy: no thats my brother name...
i m joking.....

Mom To Her 7 Year Old Kid.

"Lets practice maths. .

Ok?

Lets start with addition.

Example:

Your aunt gave you 2 oranges n 2 bananas.

Whats your answer?"

"Thannk You Auntie!!"

We go to school, to attend "CLASS" .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.....

teacher to ram: tell me the height of mount Everest
ram to teacher: i don't know sir
teacher : then stand up 
ram: why sir? if I stand up on the bench will I be able to see the Mt. Everest?

  
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kiran: "I want my money now!" 

niran: I'll killmyself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead* 

kiran:"hahaha..... If you think you will get away with my money then you are wrong, I will follow you until you pay me *he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well* 

Biran was watching from a distance he laughed n said "these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end" .... he also took the gun and killed himself! 

"SO IF U WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, U KNOW WHAT 2 DO... :D\



HaKu pitai khayera ghar farke
paxi::.

Putali :- HaKu, talai k vo ?

HaKu :- aaja bus ma manxe haru ko pitai khayeko thiye

Putai :- kina haneko talai ??

HaKu :- mero euta photo bus ma khaseko theyo. tespaxi maile ..

"Madam,tapai ko saari ali mathi sarnus na ma photo linxu" vaneko...
marne garera pityo ni!! :D :D

RAJESH DAI went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
RAJESH DAI:
"1 Pizza, 2 plate MOMO, 3 chicken fry & 1 Cold-
drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
RAJESH DAI:"No,No..7 -Up!

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English Teacher

sleeping in the class

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Police : Where Do You Live?
Kid : With My Parents.
Police : Where Do Your Parents Live?
Kid : With Me.
Police : Where Do You All Live?
Kid : Together.
Police : Where Is Your House?
Kid : Next To My Neighbors House.
Police : Where Is Your Neighbors House?
Kid: If I Tell You , You Won't Believe Me.

Police : Tell Me.
Kid : Next To Mine.

kiran funny jokes

A man in India saw a dog about 2
bite a lady.
He killed d dog...
Indian News reports:
INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM
DOG.
Man:'I am not an INDIAN citizen'.
So report changed 2
FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG.

Man:'Actually,I am from Pakistan'
Next day headline:
TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL Dog,,

kiran funny jokes

An Engineering Student
went & proposed a girl.
Girl : What can u do to make me
love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I
will bring stars from the sky, I will
jump from where ever u say, I will
do anything for u.
Girl : Can u complete ur Engineering Course
without a single back??

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Boy : take care of urself sister......i
have some work....i'm leaving..... .

kiran funny jokes

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked nd nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!”.. :P

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kiran: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
niran: "It's 42!"
kiran: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
niran: "It's 24!"





"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

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obama's visit

President Obama's visit to Los Angeles has really messed up traffic. 

It took me two hours to get to work. Of course, I ride a little girl's 

bike to work.

Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical 

marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to 

everyone in L.A.

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funny is't that

after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing"  and his wife said you were reading our marriage certificate for half and hour and kiran replied yes i was looking for the expiration date




Niran and kiran are two brothers and Niran is elder brother
Niran: kiran you have to score 95% marks in the board exam
Kiran: no brother i will score 100% marks
Niran: why are you kidding?
Kiran: who started first?

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