In the Sahara desert there was small community and a leader went there and give speech
if you give me vote i will built a bridge for you
listners : but we don't have river here
leader : don't worry i'll dig the river and built the bridge please vote me
marriage expires
after 3 years kiran is watching his marriage certificate and his wife saw that and asked "what are you doing?" and kiran replied "nothing" and his wife said...
dog's food
Kiran went to his best friend's house but his friend was not in the house Niran's friend wife was there so she gave Kiran tea and a plate of biscuit but her dog started to bark at him
kiran : why this dog is barking at me?
Niran's wife : well that biscuit is his food.Don't worry i handle this you better finish it quickly
kiran is at Godabari resturent and had a coffee and while paying bill to the waiter waiter says: my tips sir
kiran: take it
waiter : sir you are insulting me by giving 1 paisa please give...
Father's toothbrush
Kiran and Niran are two friends and Niran asked to Kiran: if your father thrashes you, don't you do any thing. well you don't get angry !
Kiran : well to control my anger I start to clean the Toilet
Niran : that's funny but how does that help you to control the anger
Kiran ; well i use my father's Toothbrush for cleaning the the Toilet
super market
In BhatBhataini...
Best Funny Full Forms
1 SUN: surely useless novelties
2 DELL: Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster
3 HP: Hen Packed
4 IBM: Implicitly Boaring Machines
5 NIIT: Not Interested in IT
6 CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
7 HCL: Hidden Costs and Losses
8 VIP: Very Idiotic Person
9 AOL:American Old Ladies
10 BAR: Buy and Run
11 ATP: All Time Party
12 ADSL: Amazingly Dull Slow Line
13 JAVA: Juvenile Abominable Visual Aesthetics
14 PIG : Preety Indian Girls
15 WWW: Worlds Worst Web
16 BA : Bachelor Again
17 MA: Married Again
18 MBA : Master of...
take a look to your wish
there was three young man climbing the mount Everest and they were in trouble. snow was falling so badly so they found a lamp at the top of mountain so one of three rubbed the lamp and the genie came out of lamp and said i will grant you three wishes so say what you want. one of them said i am feeling so much trouble so i want to go home and the one guy disappear and second also said i want to go home and he also disappear...
what a cold blooded police
a senior police officer has said that we have to be cold blooded cops in the office so two police officer while going out side for investigation one officer was late and when come, he was shaking so
1 police officer : why are you shaking like that?
2 police office : i just come out of fridge!
1 police officer : what the hell you were doing there?
2 police officer : aren't you were there while...
yamaraj in hell
hubby was judge in the court and he was dead and was taken to the hell by the yamaraj and there he says i should have to be heaven why should i am here in hell and yamaraj says don't speak, now you have to just chose the room in which you want to spend you life now. so there was three doors and hubby opens first doors and he saw that people were in chain their legs were ripe in chain and he says no i open...
i like the way you think
Milan was doing some thing in the math class his mind was not in class and the teacher noticed that and ask the question Milan if there are 5 frogs in the well and one jump out from there how many left there "five" replied Milan because frog can't cross the well by jumping
teacher says " well the answer is four " but i like the way you are thinking
Milan says sir i have a question for you if there were three women eating ice cream cones in the shop. one was sucking her cone, second one was biting her...
scientist and philosopher
once 2 person wants to visit the national park where there was many tigers and other animals so when they were visiting one hungry tiger chase them to eat. among them one was scientist and another was philosopher.
scientist quickly calculated and said "it's no good trying to outrun it's catching up"
and the philosopher kept a little a head and replied " i am not trying to outrun the tiger, i am trying to outrun you...
three shardars
once three shardar were sleeping on a bed and there was difficult to sleep three shardars so one of shardar went to sleep in the sofa and when there was some space then one shardar says come know there is space to sleep come and join
eye problem
once there was a model and she fashioned her self so much one day when she wake up from her bed and she look at the mirror and found herself so ugly her hair was all wiry and frazzled up her skin was all wrinkled and pasty and her face look like corpse so
she went...
exam hall
hari was in class 5 and he has his result. in that result he has scored math : 5 science :10 nepali : 25 and soon and his father watched his progress report and ask why you are fail?
son : father due to absent
father : absent... when you were absent ?
son : no dad the boy who sits next to me was absent
cool morals
love your neighbour. but donn't get caught
save water. drink beer and vodka
money is nothing. there is also mastercard and visa card
we should love animals.they are tasty too
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my age
In india people mainly used train for their travel and one day there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
one tourist from Nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that...
lovely periodic table
scientist has discover a new element. which we want in our life well that is what ? just look below
Element name: girl
symbol: gl
Atomic weight: don't dare to ask !
Atomic no(boyfriend no): don't dare to ask other wise you will get the bitter slap
physical properties: can freeze at anytime,Boils at anything, melts if handled carefully with love, very bitter if mishandeled....!
chemical properties: highly unstable ,very reactive , possess string affinity for diamond, gold, platinum and other precious...
soldier
once in the army barek there was a soldier his charactor was so odd. he used to pick up any piece of paper that he found and says "that's not it" and put it down and do that to all paper that he found in the way or any where even in the toilet so the commander noticed that so he call the psychologist and tested nim.
after some times the psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranded and wrote out discharge from army and the soldier and pick it up smiled and said "this is it "
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