maried 35 years ago

once in USA there was a john he was rich and he like to paly golf and one morning on the golf court he was playing golf with his one of friend montey and by the time john saw funeral processesoin on the road  and he take off his golf cap and close his eyes, and bow down his head and pray
and montey replied "you are really a kind man. this is the most touching things i have ever seen "
then john replied "well we were maried 35 years ago "

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read it...... read it................

there was a chicken and he went to library and said "book.. book.." and the liberian give book to the chicken and after 2 minutes he came back and again he take a book and again after 2 minute he came back and take a book this process was non-stop for 7 days so liberian follow the chicken , passed the cinema hall, passed the school, passed the market and at last the chicken reach to the pond there was a frog in the middle of the pond and the chicked said "book.. book.." and frog replied "read it...... read it....."

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exam hall

Hari was in class 5 and he has his result. in that result he has scored math : 5  science :10  Nepali : 25 and soon and his father watched his progress report and ask why you are fail?
son : father due to absent
father : absent... when you were absent ?
son : no dad the boy who sits next to me was absent



                                                                sheep

in the class there was a sherpa student whose name was passang and there was math class and the teacher was teaching arithmetic and teacher gave a problem to passang 
teacher : passang suppose there are 20 sheep in the field and 14 sheep jump over the fance. now how many sheep left in the field 
passang : none 
teacher : none? don't you know the arithmetic 
passang : sir you don't know the sheep when one jump they all jump 

                                      

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apple is watched by god

it was lunch time in my school and small children were in lined to take  for lunch and at the front there was some apples on the desk and there was written "take only one god is watching for apples"
and in the second line there was chocolate and one of the child wrote " take all you want. god is watching apples"

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naughty boy

once there was a boy named milan he was very naughty and does bad work at home. he used to break bottles and furniture so  his father was so upset of his character. but in the school he was very nice and labor hard  student he help other students and his study was very nice he has become board topper so principal call his father and said that you son has scored good marks and break the record of the school. and his father says he was naughty in the house and he also does in the school i will see him

                                 letter

once  a student of class 1 was writing a letter to his best friend and teacher saw writing letter and teacher
teacher: you don't know how to write a letter?
and student reply he also don't know how to read letters

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Birbal drinks alcohol

Akbar wanted to band the drinking of alcohol in his country and he banded too. But Birbal was drinker and he dislike the decision of Akbar so he used to go to the shop and drink wine. all the people know about Birbal so people complained  to the king. and Akbar also wanted  to know is it really or not so he and other people follow the Birbal. Birbal also know that king is following him.and at evening time Birbal went to shop and start to drink. he put one glass wine and ask to glass who are u then galss says i am a medicine. if you drink me i will help you to maintain your body. you will feel free of work so birbal drink and again he take another glass and ask who are u and the glass replied i am such thing that gives you relief from the tension then Birbal drink that and again he put the third glass and ask who are you then the glass replied i am alcohol. then Birbal threw the glass and know Akbar says look he is not drinking the wine. when know that it is wine then he threw it away.

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