once upon a time there a person named bikash he was too lazy. he don't want to any things. he just want to relax and enjoy. one day he thought to pray god ganesh and take a bike a wish. so he started to pray god ganesh after few days ganesh was happy with bikash and appear and say i am very happy what do you want bikash and bikash replied god i don't have any bike and i want a bike from you and ganesh replied if i had a bike then why should i use rat a my rider
Akbar and Birbal
once upon a time in the india there was a kingdom and Akbar was the king and Birbal was prime minister. Birbal was the most clever prime minister in that kingdom and Akbar wants some interesting things and events so he call Birbal and says today you have to bring the milk of ox go and prepare for that Birbal was in trouble he knows that ox never give a milk now he was so sad and his face was looking different. when he reached home his daughter was his sad face and his daughter says what happens to you. why are you like this can i do any thing for you. then Birbal says king has ordered me to bring the milk of ox how can i bring this is impossible and the daughter replied dad don't worry i will fix this and Birbal did't come for a month to the palace so Akbar decided to visit Birbal and Akbar went to visit his house the Birbal's daughter was washing clothes and king asked where is your father then she replied my father has a baby today so i am here to wash my dad's clothes you can meet him in the house and king was shoked and says it is impossible man can't bear a child and Birbal's daughter says then how can ox give a milk
funny news
welcome the spacebulletin news today we have a latest news and we sould like to start from our main bulatin
1 dog has found that man has killed a rat and the man is in the court for this crime
2 nasa has seen an invisiable spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly
3 doctor frog kitter has warned for the global warming
4 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile were dead on nile river due to over flodded
now news in detail, CBI chief mr buffalo has decleared that a man has killed a rat in his house while the rat was eating cheese and this case was solved by the jenoous police office mr pet dog, nasa has just publlished that they have just trake the signal of inviseablle spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly and the space craft was landed on the garbage,as the temperature is increasing day by day dr frog kitter has said this is due to the global warming level of the water in the pound is getting low if this condition is stay for 10 hours then all the animals will die . recently there was a great over flow in the nile river due to which 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile have been died and 200 fish 100 frog and 35 crocodile has able to save their life but the condition of all the animals are so measurable because the eagle has trying to eat fish and frog so they are in the denger sitution said from the bee reporter. thank to listen our news we will come very soon after one year
train
In India people mainly used train for their travel and one there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
Tourist
one tourist from nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that place then he saw very big houses and he try to count the building and one of the man says that what are you doning and the nepalese tourist replied i am counting the buildinng and the man say that you have to pay for that how many building you have count you have to pay 1$ for 1 building and the tourist replied that he had counted 20 block and he paid 20 $ and the tourist says i madee him fool i have counted 40 blocks and i just pay half of it. and now the tourist get hungry and on the outside of the resturent there was written food 12$ meat $ and soup free and the nepali tourist ask is the soup is free and the bar man replied yes it is free and the tourist ordered give me 3 plate of soup and they give the soup and tourist eat all the soup and wake up from there and said soup was really so nice and thank for all and the bar man said your bill is 15$.and the tourist said that was free so i eat. i don't have money he ran away from there
conductor
there was a conductor in the bus and a wrester was in the bus and conductor was afraid of him and asked him to take ticket and wrestler replied i don't take ticket he didn't do any thing because he was so thin infront of him and on another day again he asked to take ticket and wrestler repled that i will not take ticket and the conductor goes to gym centre and build his budy after 6 month the conductor asked take the ticket other wise. the wrestler again said that i don't take ticket because i have a pass
man with one hand
a man was so unhappy because he has loose his hand on the accident so he doesn't want to live with his one hand and he tries to suside form the top of the building and went to the 20th floor building and when he tries to jump from the building then one man stops him and ask why are you doing this and he reply he doesn't want to live with one hand the man said that look at that man he doesn't have both hand but he is enjoying look he is dancing and they reach to that man and said that i have lost my one hand and i don't want live but youhavenn't both but you are dancing and the man replied i am not dancing iam eaching my body
man with one hand
a man was so unhappy because he has loose his hand on the accident so he doesn't want to live with his one hand and he tries to suside form the top of the building and went to the 20th floor building and when he tries to jump from the building then one man stops him and ask why are you doing this and he reply he doesn't want to live with one hand the man said that look at that man he doesn't have both hand but he is enjoying look he is dancing and they reach to that man and said that i have lost my one hand and i don't want live but youhavenn't both but you are dancing and the man replied i am not dancing iam eaching my body
mental hospital
there was a mental hospital in the valley and the doctor was doing very hard work for that and one day he wanted to know how improvement was in the patients health and he call all the patient and told that, in that room i have kept 10 crore rupees go and get it. All of the patients run to there. And one of them stay there and the doctor asked him why didn't you go there and grab the money and he replied that let's see how can they take money from there why doctor said because. i have lock the door and i have a key of it
three shardar
once three shardar were sleeping on a bed and there was difficult to sleep three shardars so one of shardar went to sleep in the sofa and when there was some space then one shardar says come know there is space to sleep come and join
full episode of woodcutter
Once upon a time there was a woodcutter and he was very honesty. one day when he went to jungle to cut
wood. while cutting wood at the bank of the river his axe fell into a deep water and he was so upset and he was crying and a river god appear and asked him what had happened. then he replied that he was cutting wood and the axe fell in the river then godess said i will help you. she disappear and after a certain time she appear with the golden axe and asked is this your axe. then wood cutter replied this is not mine and again she disappear and again she came with silver axe and again he replied that is not his axe and finally she appear with the iron axe and woodcutter was so happy and replied that that was his axe the godess was so happy with his honesty she gave all the three axe and dissapearnext day when he came with his wife then his wife drawm in the same river and again he try to cry and again godess appear and asked what happened and he replied that his wife is drawn in to the river and godess diappear and come with a angel and asked that is this your wife and the wood replied that yes she is my wife and the godess was so angry and asked why did you lie to me and the wood cutter replied that if i had said no then she would bring another and asked me is she your wife and i will say no then you will bring my real wife and i will say yes then you will give me all three wives. it is so difficult to survive with one wife you will give me all three then how can i survive with all these three
top 10 replies of your parents not to buy something
for son
1 you are not enough to carry this
2 when i was in your age i didn't use this kinds of things
3 son this is not so good we will search for good one
4 i think i have forget my purse in the house
5 why are you asking for this kinds of things
6 whom you want to impress, for your girlfriend
7 first ask to your mom and then ok
8 look at your sister she doesn't ask for any thing
9 next day we will buy this
10 today i have a little money we will do this tomorrow
for daughter
1 well we have come to buy vegetable not this
2 we will buy it tomorrow
3 just ask to your dad and then
4 look at your brother he is not like you
5 i think this is not good enough to you
6 this month we have a little money we will buy it next month
7 let me to talk with you father
8 i will buy you don't worry
9 you have chose very expensive dress
10 this dress is not so beautiful and it will not suit for you
chemistry teacher
There was a three teacher one is physician,another is zoologist and chemist.once in a holiday they went to visit ranipokhari then phisician teacher said i have to measure the density of water and he jumped in the water long time was spend he doesn't come then the zoologist said that perhaps the fish has eaten him i will do surgery and he also jumped into the water he was also dissappear in the pond then at last the chemist teacher wrote the theory that'the physician and the zoologist both are highly soluble in water'.
Kuwer and shiva
once upon a time in Nepal Bikash was praying for god Kuwer and Kuwer god was impressed and appear in front of Bikash and ask what he want. Bikash replied he has a question. here's one second is how much there in your lok Kuwer replied 100million second. Bikash again asked here's one rupees is how much then 100 million replied Kuwer. now Bikash says god give me 1 million and god reply wait for 1 second i am coming
once upon a time there was a meeting of god Bramaha, Bishnu, Indra Dev and all other respective god were present and they were waiting for the God shiva. They have been waiting for one and half hour but lord shiva was still absent. and Bishnu phoned to shiva and asked him what is he doing he replied that i am doing some thing in Nepal please call later or i am coming very soon there unfortunately he was writing constitution of Nepal
once upon a time there was a meeting of god Bramaha, Bishnu, Indra Dev and all other respective god were present and they were waiting for the God shiva. They have been waiting for one and half hour but lord shiva was still absent. and Bishnu phoned to shiva and asked him what is he doing he replied that i am doing some thing in Nepal please call later or i am coming very soon there unfortunately he was writing constitution of Nepal
nepal and india
once a tourist was spending his tour in Jumla and his tour was going very well. one day when he was taking his tea in the shop. unfortunitely he used to have more sugar on tea but there was less amount so he cried sugar sugar and the shopkeeper's son run and pissed in his tea.
once Indian mother was in hospital and his son has an accident and there was an English doctor and when the Doctor asked her what had happened to her son in English but her English was not good enough but she try to reply she said
My Londa Geronda From Hero Honda
once Indian mother was in hospital and his son has an accident and there was an English doctor and when the Doctor asked her what had happened to her son in English but her English was not good enough but she try to reply she said
My Londa Geronda From Hero Honda
nice teacher
Teacher : where is the Mount Everest?
Student : I don't know miss
Teacher : stand up on the bench
Student : still i can't see it miss
Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer..
1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell u tomorrow.
3. Don't ask such foolish questions.
4. This u'll read in ur next semesters.
And the best 1 is....... some one knows
5. Raise ur hands who know the answer.
6.If still unanswered, then
This is ur homework to find the answer,i won't tell u now.
7. i think you have not read properly
8. what were you doing while study
9.imm that's good question we will discuss it tomorrow
10.hey what are you doing back bench have you listen what your friends says
Student : I don't know miss
Teacher : stand up on the bench
Student : still i can't see it miss
Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer..
2. I'll tell u tomorrow.
3. Don't ask such foolish questions.
4. This u'll read in ur next semesters.
And the best 1 is....... some one knows
5. Raise ur hands who know the answer.
6.If still unanswered, then
This is ur homework to find the answer,i won't tell u now.
7. i think you have not read properly
8. what were you doing while study
9.imm that's good question we will discuss it tomorrow
10.hey what are you doing back bench have you listen what your friends says
funny student
After checking essays the teacher said,
'Why both essays are the same?'
kiran: Sir, our pet dog is same.
Bikash : yes sir
teacher told student to write an essay about under 19 football competition
kiran finished so fast within a minute
teacher asked him to show
he has written
the football tournament was cancel due to heavy rain
