once upon a time there a person named bikash he was too lazy. he don't want to any things. he just want to relax and enjoy. one day he thought to pray god ganesh and take a bike a wish. so he started to pray god ganesh after few days ganesh was happy with bikash and appear and say i am very happy what do you want bikash and bikash replied god i don't have any bike and i want a bike from you and ganesh replied if i had a bike then why should i use rat a my rider&nb...
Akbar and Birbal
once upon a time in the india there was a kingdom and Akbar was the king and Birbal was prime minister. Birbal was the most clever prime minister in that kingdom and Akbar wants some interesting things and events so he call Birbal and says today you have to bring the milk of ox go and prepare for that Birbal was in trouble he knows that ox never give a milk now he was so sad and his face was looking different. when he reached home his daughter was his sad face and his daughter says what happens to you. why...
funny news
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1 dog has found that man has killed a rat and the man is in the court for this crime
2 nasa has seen an invisiable spacecraft in which there were 20 housefly
3 doctor frog kitter has warned for the global warming
4 50 fish 20 frog and 5 crocodile were dead on nile river due to over flodded
now news in detail, CBI chief mr buffalo has decleared that a man has killed a rat in his house while the rat was...
train
In India people mainly used train for their travel and one there was a three women in the box and one of them was 80 another was 60 and 40.while they were talking the women(80) says i am 60 years old and another women(60) says iam 40 and last women with (40) says i am 20. unfortunately there was a young boy of 20 years old on that box and feel infront of three women and says iam child mamaa
Tourist
one tourist from nepal went to visit america and he was completely unknown from that place and when he arrived to that...
conductor
there was a conductor in the bus and a wrester was in the bus and conductor was afraid of him and asked him to take ticket and wrestler replied i don't take ticket he didn't do any thing because he was so thin infront of him and on another day again he asked to take ticket and wrestler repled that i will not take ticket and the conductor goes to gym centre and build his budy after 6 month the conductor asked take the ticket other wise. the wrestler again said that i don't take ticket because i have a pass
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mental hospital
there was a mental hospital in the valley and the doctor was doing very hard work for that and one day he wanted to know how improvement was in the patients health and he call all the patient and told that, in that room i have kept 10 crore rupees go and get it. All of the patients run to there. And one of them stay there and the doctor asked him why didn't you go there and grab the money and he replied that let's see how can they take money from there why doctor said because. i have lock the door...
full episode of woodcutter
Once upon a time there was a woodcutter and he was very honesty. one day when he went to jungle to cut
wood. while cutting wood at the bank of the river his axe fell into a deep water and he was so upset and he was crying and a river god appear and asked him what had happened. then he replied that he was cutting wood and the axe fell in the river then godess said i will help you. she disappear and after a certain time she appear...
top 10 replies of your parents not to buy something
for son1 you are not enough to carry this2 when i was in your age i didn't use this kinds of things3 son this is not so good we will search for good one4 i think i have forget my purse in the house5 why are you asking for this kinds of things6 whom you want to impress, for your girlfriend7 first ask to your mom and then ok8 look at your sister she doesn't ask for any thing9 next day we will buy this10 today i have a little money we will do this tomorrow
for daughter1 well we have come to buy vegetable not...
chemistry teacher
There was a three teacher one is physician,another is zoologist and chemist.once in a holiday they went to visit ranipokhari then phisician teacher said i have to measure the density of water and he jumped in the water long time was spend he doesn't come then the zoologist said that perhaps the fish has eaten him i will do surgery and he also jumped into the water he was also dissappear in the pond then at last the chemist teacher wrote the theory that'the physician and the zoologist both are...
Kuwer and shiva
once upon a time in Nepal Bikash was praying for god Kuwer and Kuwer god was impressed and appear in front of Bikash and ask what he want. Bikash replied he has a question. here's one second is how much there in your lok Kuwer replied 100million second. Bikash again asked here's one rupees is how much then 100 million replied Kuwer. now Bikash says god give me 1 million and god reply wait for 1 second i am coming
once upon a time there was a meeting of god Bramaha, Bishnu, Indra Dev and all other respective god were...
nepal and india
once a tourist was spending his tour in Jumla and his tour was going very well. one day when he was taking his tea in the shop. unfortunitely he used to have more sugar on tea but there was less amount so he cried sugar sugar and the shopkeeper's son run and pissed in his tea.
once Indian mother was in hospital and his son has an accident and there was an English doctor and when the Doctor asked her what had happened to her son in English but her English was not good enough but she try to reply she said
My...
nice teacher
Teacher : where is the Mount Everest?
Student : I don't know miss
Teacher : stand up on the bench
Student : still i can't see it miss
Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer..
1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell u tomorrow.
3. Don't ask such foolish questions.
4. This u'll read in ur next semesters.
And the best 1 is....... some one knows
5. Raise ur hands who know the answer.
6.If still unanswered, then
This...
funny student
Bikash and Kiran are brothers. Their teacher told them to write an essay about Dog.
After checking essays the teacher said,
'Why both essays are the same?'
kiran: Sir, our pet dog is same.
Bikash : yes sir
teacher told student to write an essay about under 19 football competition
kiran finished so fast within a minute
teacher asked him to show
he has written
the football tournament was cancel due to heavy rain
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